Tuesday, June 22, 2010

We will not rest until we have drilled holes in every ocean floor!


A federal judge in New Orleans has blocked the moratorium on deepwater drilling imposed by the Obama administration after the Gulf spill. Yes! Yes! Thank You, Judgy-Wudgy! We will not rest until we have drilled holes in every ocean floor! We will not rest until every ocean is besmirched with oil! Yes, drill, baby, drill! Drill here, drill now! And due to the anti-immigrant fervor, and thanks to the oil spill, can now safely rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Messy Oil. Yes, you go BP. Don't let the Obamites stop you from drilling. Thank you Oil Cartel! Now I'm off to order smoked 10W-40 salmon!

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